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Saturday, May 05, 2007

Super Comedy Sunday!

That's right, it's super comedy Sunday! Here are 15 tasty comedy CDs, fresh from the oven, ready to be consumed and turned into waste by you. If you like these, leave a comment, and maybe it will happen again next week. NOTE: Some of this stuff is really vulgar and obscene, and I'm not just talking about the number of times they swear. If you're easily offended, stay away from Andy Andrist, Bill Hicks, Daniel Tosh, Doug Stanhope, Jim Norton, and Joe Rogan. Louis CK, Henry Rollins, and Lewis Black all swear a lot. Brian Regan is about the only one that it'd be impossible to be offended by. Anyway, enjoy.


Andy Andrist - Dumb It Down for the Masses
1. Intro by Doug
2. Dumb it Down
3. Special Olympics
4. Handicapped Parking
5. Queer Rights
6. War on the Homeless
7. Killers for Hire
8. Coon Hunter
9. Death
10. The Carnival
11. Too Many Erections
12. Earth First
13. Tragedy Channel
14. Wal-Mart Sucks
15. Hidden Track


Bill Hicks - Arizona Bay
1. Goodbye You Lizzard Scum
2. Step On the Gas (L.A. Riots)
3. Hooligans
4. Officer Nigger Hater
5. As Long As We're Talking Shelf Life (Kennedy)
6. The Elephant Is Dead (Bush)
7. Me & Saddam
8. Bullies of the World
9. Shane's Song
10. Dinosaurs In the Bible
11. Living God
12. Marketing & Advertising
13. Don''t Talk For Me
14. Clam Lappers & Sonic the Hedgehog
15. She's Got a Broken Heart
16. Pussywhipped Satan
17. L.A. Falls
18. Elvis


Brian Regan - Live
1. You Too & Stuff
2. Hooked on Phonix
3. Crank Calls
4. Stupid in School
5. Lousy in Little League
6. Monster Truck Drivers
7. Horns & Windshields
8. Seatbelts
9. Log Trucks
10. Blasting Zone
11. Evel Knierel
12. Fishing on T.V.
13. Whale Noises
14. Flipper & Gentle Ben
15. Belly Buttons
16. Kids' Party Games
17. Big Family Stuff
18. Peanut Butter & Jelly
19. Donut Lady
20. Health Club Stuff
21. Spider Webs & Bees
22. Elevators & Faces
23. Animals
24. Dog Barking


Daniel Tosh - True Stories I Made Up
1. Fictitious Disaster
2. Mind of a Sleeping Man
3. Dream Small the Disappointment Hurts Less
4. America the Augmented
5. Gaunt and Sexy
6. Hollywood Made Me Queer
7. Enlightened Garbage
8. I Heart Dave
9. The Coprophagia Diet
10. Please Light Me


Demetri Martin - These Are Jokes
1. The Start
2. Some Jokes
3. The Remix
4. Other Jokes
5. Sames and Opposites
6. These Jokes
7. Personal Information Waltz
8. One Story
9. Some More Jokes
10. The Jokes With Guitar
11. The Grapes Song
12. The Wisdom Song
13. Hidden Track


Doug Stanhope - Deadbeat Hero
1. Steal Shit and Quit
2. Leading You Into Battle
3. He's Just Drunk
4. Credit Where Credit is Due
5. Medicinal Marijuana
6. New Holes
7. Two-Headed Baby
8. Breakfast Trannies
9. Mississippi Dildo Bust
10. Benefit for Fallen Officers
11. Hero Pussy/Risk Life
12. Troop Support(er)
13. Rules of War
14. Faggot
15. What To Do About Mother
16. Subway Breakfast
17. Immigration
18. Vasectomy
19. Abortion
20. Priest Molestation
21. Marriage is Gay
22. Liberty and Justice for Who?
23. Until the Mongols Come Over the Hills
24. Democracy is a Flawed Theory
25. Trade Out
26. Not Guilty
27. Free Country?


Harland Williams - Har-Larious
1. Restaurants
2. Sense of Humor
3. Al Quedas
4. Body Enhancement
5. Tattoos
6. Cars
7. Animals and Corn
8. My Buddy Larry
9. Eating
10. Harland in the Sack


Jim Gaffigan - The Last Supper
1. The Food Network
2. Late Night Eater
3. American Eating
4. All You Can Eat
5. Cinnebon
6. I'm a Vegetarian
7. Food Critic
8. Special Menu
9. Your Waiter
10. Wine Menu
11. Appetizer
12. I Love Bread
13. From Entrée to Dessert
14. Caliente Pockets
15. Let's Talk Jesus
16. Talking to Moses
17. Respect for the Pope
18. A Letter From Peter
19. Radio Call: "Don't Talk About Jesus"
20. Interview: Part I
21. I Love Salads & Bars
22. Grocery Store
23. The Corruption of Granola
24. Interview: Part II
25. More Watery Water
26. Interview: Part III
27. Gravy and Cheese
28. Country Crock
29. The Mexican Conspiracy
30. Drinking & Chatting
31. Drunk Eating
32. Jim's Homemade Hot Dog Recipe


Jim Norton - Trinkets I Own Made From Gorilla Hands
1. another dumb, bumbling Vinny intro
2. hot French people
3. the Blackout of '03
4. a fun date
5. penile philosophy & blackout humor
6. no water = messy bowl
7. OCD scumbags
8. a tip on flirting
9. bloody lump on the linoleum
10. ethnic pride drivel
11. the 'N' word
12. understandable racism
13. relations with the elderly
14. nervous tics
15. legless old lady
16. gay snipers
17. a shot in the eye
18. mean-spirited Christopher Reeve jokes
19. boys don't cry
20. alcohol & true confessions
21. gay mommies
22. awful Cosmo advice
23. television comedy
24. reality TV
25. shameless Yellow Discipline plug
26. donkey-sex and German porn
27. you like sucking that?
28. madcap ideas about oral sex
29. Vinny's mercifully brief outro
30. a phone call from mother"


Louis CK - Live in Houston
1. Intro
2. Chinese
3. Do you have the time
4. French Guy
5. Peach
6. Guy on bike, guitar, liar
7. Shopping with no money
8. walmart
9. diet/donuts good
10. christmas caroling
11. arguing kid's names
12. shitty kids
13. impressions
14. diner ordering
15. cliches, old sayings
16. happy and in pain
17. urban myth
18. wrong number/AT&T
19. The bank
20. end of bank
21. bill gates
22. sign, sign
23. racism
24. faggy shirts
25. gay people
26. gay dream itchy asshole
27. nympho
28. goodnight


Henry Rollins - Talk is Cheap, Vol. 1
1. Hello I'm Old
2. Gyrlz 2 Womyn
3. Boyz In the Adulhood
4. Getting It Together
5. Drowning In the Swim of Things
6. A River In Egypt
7. What We Know About You
8. Getting Snippy With It
9. Your Very Own Tank
10. I'd Be A Good Boss
11. I'd Be A Dead Boss
12. Classic Geographic


Joe Rogan - Shiny Happy Jihad
1. Fear Factor
2. Pot, Jet Packs, and Peace In the Middle East (and Drunk People Yelling Shit On My CD)
3. 72 Virgins
4. Suicide Bombings, Sad Penis, and Big Party Girl
5. Jack Off First, Safe Zone
6. Bisexual Dudes Givin Advice
7. Gay Is Funny, Brokeback Mountain
8. Osama Is Right Out of a Comic Book and the Terrorist Cell Phone Network
9. Boycotting and People Who LIke Animals MOre Than People, March of the Penguins
10. Wierd Spots In the Middle
11. Big Dick Pills
12. Pussy Whipped, Best Friends
13. Dumb People Out-Breeding Smart People Explains the Pyramids
14. I Was Raised Catholic, In Search of Noah's Ark
15. We're on a Rock Flying Through Space
16. Wesley Snipes, The UFC, and Jim Brown
17. Fear Factor Is Cancelled, Tellmundo, and Mike Goldberg
18. Eddie Bravo, Show Me Your Pussy, and Text Messaging
19. Lady and Her Son, Ex-Boyfriends are Hungry Wolves


Lewis Black - The Carnegie Hall Performance
1. It's Just Not Right
2. Mom and Pop
3. Dr. Fuck Phil (Or, How Do You Top This)
4. Getting Old Sucks
5. Yom Kippur
6. Candy Corn
7. Air Traffic Control
8. New Orleans
9. Information
10. Headlines are Punchlines and Crazy Is Crazy
11. That's Fucked Up
12. The Real Problem Is Gay Marriage
13. Rick Santorum: Idiot
14. Congressional Correspondents Dinner
15. Mom and Pop and Paul
16. Terry Schiavo
17. Dead President
18. Thank You and Goodnight


Mike Birbiglia - Two Drink Mike
1. You'd Be Surprised
2. Cracka
3. Whiffle Ball Tony
4. Sympathy Card
5. Hip Hop Animosity
6. Two Drink Mike
7. Sex, Tennis, and Pandas
8. I'm Crazy and Gay Cats
9. Whatever You Are, Be a Good One
10. Arctic Fox, It's a Setup!
11. No, But I Heard About It
12. Dammit I'm Eatin' Pretzels
13. The Oatmeal Song
14. The Guitar Guy at the Party
15. Thanks for Coming Song
16. The Guitar Guy at the Party (Radio Version)


Todd Glass - Vintage Todd Glass and Other Crap
1. An Introduction From Todd Glass
2. Midgets
3. Cops and Meter Maids
4. Do What I Do
5. More Stuff Todd Does
6. High at the Mall, Niece's Present
7. Camp for Kids With No Hands, Old Airplane Jokes
8. Gut Suckin, John Goodman, Tacos
9. Kissing Goodbye To the Old Bits
10. Realistic Airplane Commercial
11. Mad About Nothing - Bad Breath
12. Mad About Nothing - Meter Maids
13. Mad About Nothing - Turkey Baloney
14. Mad About Nothing - Hair Weaves
15. Mad About Nothing - Ricky Lake
16. Know Your Place
17. Air of a Woman
18. Wake Up Song - Part One
19. Wake Up Song - Part Two
20. Blackout Jokes
21. The Attention Song (Play Loudly In Your Car When You Pull Up Next To Another Car)
22. Jingles for the WB Intro
23. WB Jingles - Working It Out
24. WB Jingles - Jew and German
25. WB Jingles - You Stupid Fag
26. Track To Play If You Get Pulled Over By A Cop
27. The Shitty Crowd Song
28. Impressions of People Lost In Warehouses

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Thursday, May 03, 2007

Patton Oswalt - Werewolves and Lollipops

Holy cow, Patton has a new album coming in July that I didn't know about until I downloaded it last night. I haven't listened to it yet, but with track titles like "At Midnight I Will Kill George Lucas with a Shovel", you know it's going to be good. I've heard a couple of the bits before ("Death Bed" and "Racist Cell Phones"), and they're pretty solid. Anyway, enjoy.


1. Here We Go
2. America Has Spoken
3. Beautiful People and a Bridge Troll
4. Clean Filth
5. The Miracle of Childbirth
6. You Are Allowed 20 Birthday Parties
7. The Dukes of Hazzard
8. Alternate Earth
9. Best Week Never
10. Physics for Poets
11. At Midnight I Will Kill George Lucas with a Shovel
12. Bubble of Sanity
13. Sterling, Virginia
14. The Gatekeepers of Coolness
15. Racist Cell Phones
16. The Best Baby in the Universe
17. Married & Single
18. I Tell a Story About Birth Control and Deal with a Retarded Heckler
19. Great Food Is Cooked by Psychos
20. Wackity Schmackity Doo!
21. Death Bed
22. Cirque du Soleil

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