Best Albums of 2008

After longer than I planned, as always, here are my top 30 albums of 2008. There's a ton of stuff I still haven't listened to, and a few albums I've listened to in the last couple weeks that might've made the list had I listened to them more, but I figured I would just post my current top 30 or else this would never get done. In lieu of writing reviews for these things, I've decided to give each album an award or three. Most awards will be entirely arbitrary.



30. Hercules and Love Affair
Hercules and Love Affair
-Award for Somehow Making Antony Hegarty's Vocals Work Over Disco/House Music


29. Santogold
Santogold
-The "You Know, She Sounds Less Like M.I.A. Than You Think" Award


28. Fuck Buttons
Street Horrrsing
-The "What the Hell Were They Thinking by Adding Heavily Distorted Vocals?" Award


27. Crystal Castles
Crystal Castles
-Award for Most Meaningless Lyrics



26. Alphabeat
This Is Alphabeat
-The "I Don't Care What You Think Right Now, By the End of This Song You Will Enjoy This Music as Much as I Do" Award


25. Ultra Vomit
Objectif: Thunes
-Award for Best French Grindcore/Speed Metal/Black Metal/Heavy Metal/Metalcore/Pop-Punk Album


24. Millionaires
Bling Bling Bling EP
-Award for the Album That Made Me Seriously Consider Never Listening to Another New Album for Fear That My Taste in Music Would Continue to Get Shittier and Shittier


23. Shearwater
Rook
-The "I'm Glad My Roomate Forced Me to Listen to This Whole Album While I Was Still Working On This List" Award


22. Sean Smith
Eternal
-Award for Best Impulse Buy (Maybe Ever)
-The "I Can't Find My CD Copy, and I'm Too Lazy to Rip the LP Right Now" Award


21. Noah and the Whale
Peaceful, the World Lays Me Down
-Award for Somehow Combining the Vocal Styles of Josh Ritter, Aaron Weiss, and a Little Conor Oberst
-Award for Other Most Upbeat Album About Heartbreak


20. Baby Guts
The Kissing Disease
-The "Yes, I Absolutely Have a Thing for Punk Rock Girls" Award


19. Atmosphere
When Life Gives You Lemons, You Paint That Shit Gold
-The "Ant Finally Turned the Snare Down" Award
-Award for Other Best Album Title


18. Fleet Foxes
Sun Giant EP/Fleet Foxes
-Award for Best Liner Notes (both)
-Award for Best Album Cover (Fleet Foxes)


17. Marnie Stern
This Is It & I Am It & You Are It & So Is That & He Is It & She Is It & It Is It & That Is That
-The "Don't Turn This Off During the First Track" Award
-The "I Wonder What it Would Sound Like if Buckethead and Regina Spektor Somehow Merged Into One Person - Oh Wait, Probably Like This" Award


16. Be Your Own Pet
Get Awkward (UK Version with Full Tracklist)
-The "Fuck Universal Records" Award


15. Okkervil River
The Stand-Ins
-The "So Good I'm Only a Little Disappointed It's Just Eight Songs" Award


14. Jeremy Messersmith
The Silver City
-Award for Best Album from a Minneapolis Artist


13. The Dodos
Visiter
-Award for "Heaviest" Folk Album


12. Right Away, Great Captain!
The Eventually Home
-Award for Most Growth Between Albums


11. Torche
Meanderthal
-The "What the Hell, Pitchfork Turned Me On to a Metal Band?" Award


10. Frightened Rabbit
The Midnight Organ Fight
-Award for Most Upbeat Album About Heartbreak


9. Girl Talk
Feed the Animals
-Award for Best Party Album
-Award for Best Free Album
(download goes to free download on Girl Talk's official site)


8. Langhorne Slim
Langhorne Slim (and the War Eagles)
-Award for Album I Somehow Kept Forgetting About


7. Fucked Up
The Chemistry of Common Life
-Award for Best Vocalist
-Award for Giving People an Idea What It Would Sound Like if Andrew WK Dropped Acid Instead of Drank Alcohol


6. Dear and the Headlights
Drunk Like Bible Times
-Award for Best Album Title
-Award for Best Lyrics


5. Vampire Weekend
Vampire Weekend
-The "Fuck Pre-Album Hipster Backlash" Award


4. Man Man
Rabbit Habits
-Award for Best Carnival-Hobo-Vaudeville Rock Album


3. Why?
Alopecia
-Award for Most Disconcertingly Honest Lyrics


2. Children 18:3
Children 18:3
-Award for Most Attractive Bassist
-The "I'm Glad They Finally Got Signed (even if it was to Tooth & Nail)" Award


1. of Montreal
Skeletal Lamping
-Stupidly Good Award
-Award for Best Alter Ego Since Ziggy Stardust
-Award for Most Ridiculously Awesome Packaging